1985 | Joins NO SS, posted to Lahr Colony to conduct surveillance on TEALS |
1988 | Posted to Hell |
| Operation POND SCUM |
1989 | Posted to Winterpeg |
1992 | Joins the Navey; posted to the SQUARE LAIR, Byetown (emergency airlift) |
1993 | Posted to FRANK |
1994 | Operation WHITE FLAG; awarded CEF |
1998 | Operation STUD FINDER |
| 2nd Annual Regressional Convention; awarded E |
| Court Martialled, found guilty, sentence suspended |
| Posted to S10 as MODEL |
1999 | Operation RINGER |
2004 | Promoted to Lt(JG) |
2007 | Operation WIND-UP; Awarded WINDUP |
| Awarded EFFORT |
| Promoted to Lt |
| Posted to BELAIR |
2010 | 4th Annual Regressional Convention; Ascended the throne in a pre-emptive strike in order to preclude Liam from becoming King |
2011 | Awarded KP |
| Abdicated the throne, reinstated in the Navey, granted noble title of Contessa |
| Served aboard USS King Penny |
| Completed Llama sensitivity training |
2014 | Attended 5th Annual Regressional Convention |
| Promoted to LCdr |
2015 | Attended TOP SNOT 2015 |
2019 | Attended MicroCon 2019, Awarded MC19 |
| Awarded the Medal of Friendship (Danduros) |
| Awarded CANKER (uniform development and international relations) |