1984 | Signs on with the Navey in search of adventure; posted to Lahr Colony |
| Commands USS Krankenshaft |
1985 | Promoted to Lt(JG) to form and lead Navey TEALS under direction of Governor Thomas St. John |
| Krankenshaft decommissioned; commands USS Booger |
1986 | Operation FORTIFY, GOD SQUAD, KKK, POLTERGEIST, MIC SHAKE; promoted to Lt |
1988 | Posted to Byetown ITBV; awarded TEALS; promoted to LCdr |
| Exercise EXPRESS |
1989 | Abandons post to lead revolution |
| Demoted to Lt after successful revolution |
| Operation RAWHIDE |
| Promoted to Acting LCdr; sets up FOOLS |
| Operation UNKEMPT; commands USS Wartburg |
| Awarded CM |
| Operation MIRACLE WORKER; commands USS Queen Moneca |
| Operation WOLVERINE; task force commander; awarded AA |
1990 | Commands USS Daisy |
| Regressional Convention; awarded MORON |
1991 | Operation Phredericton Drive; commands USS Collision; awarded PhD |
| Operation BLUEBIRD |
| Operation GREAT BRAIN ROBBERY |
1992 | Operation SPOTLIGHT |
| Promoted to LCdr; posted to SQUAIR LAIR, Byetown as Chief of Staff; awarded FOOLS |
| Operation PHREDERICTON DRIVE II; commands USS Blueprint; awarded PhD |
| Operation REPAT; commands USS Elvis; awarded REPAT |
1993 | Operation PEPSI ASSASSIN |
| Operation REPAT II; commands USS Leapfrog; awarded REPAT(2) |
1994 | Operation White Flag; commands USS Graescel; awarded CEF |
| Exercise GET STUFFED; commands USS Graescel |
1995 | Promoted to Cdr; posted to Op Ctr, Llamatown |
| Operation SINK ME; commands USS Margarita, USS Bloop; awarded SINKME |
1996 | Promoted to Acting-Captain (during TACT) |
| Exercise CARBINGE; commands USS Demeter |
| Acting-Captain revoked; appointed NSA |
| Awarded EFFORT |
| Operation HYDRANT GATE |
1997 | Operation PINNACLE |
| Operation ORANGE CRUSH; commands USS Paeple Eater |
1998 | Operation STUD FINDER; commands USS Maltese Falcon |
| Operation DOOR PRIZE |
| 2nd Annual Regressional Convention; awarded E |
| Operation PURPLE VALLEY |
1999 | Operation A BOAT FACE; commands USS Fuhgettaboudid |
| Operation SNOWBALL |
| Operation BLACK FLAG; awarded CEF(2) |
2000 | Operation GILDED CAGE; awarded GC |
| 3rd Annual Regressional Convention; promoted to Captain |
2004 | Operation BEYOND OUR KEN; awarded PhD(3) |
2007 | Operation Windup; awarded WINDUP; awarded M Clasp for EFFORT |
2011 | 4th Annual Regressional Convention |
| Commanded USS King Penny |
| Completed Llama sensitivity training |
2013 | Appointed BARFSPOT |
| Promoted to Fleet Admiral |
| Appointed BARFCINC |
| Qualified for Starship command (SCAM) |
| Issued SPACE CADET badge |
| Awarded ARTEMIS |
| Awarded the Bar Star |
2014 | Attended the 5th Annual Regressional Convention |
| Awarded the Order of Slabovia |
2015 | Attended Microcon |
| Knighted by Queen Anastasia of Ruritania into the Order of King Henry the Lion |
| RallyMaster at TOP SNOT 2015 |
2017 | Qualified as a Drone Pilot |
| Attended Microcon 2017 |
| Knighted by Grand Duke Travis McHenry of Westarctica as Knight Commander of the Order of the Snowflake |
| Awarded the Distinguished Micronational Service Medal by Prince Arthur of the House of Homestead |
2019 | Operation DOPY ARBORIST |
| Attended MicroCon 2019; Awarded MC19 (silver) with silver crown |
| Awarded the Order of the Pink Flamingo (Aigues-Mortes) |
| Awarded the Better, Weirder World Medal (Aerican Empire) |
| Awarded the Order of the Golden Sextant (Angyalistan) |
| Awarded the Order of the Double Samara (Saint-Castin) |
| Awarded the West Who Space Friendship Medal 2019 |
| Awarded the Order of the Desert Palm (Molossia) |
| Exercise Westarctic Chill; awarded the Order of the Sword (Westarctica) |
2020 | Designated Coronial Warrior |
| Upgraded from Knight Commander to Knight Grand Commander, order of the Snowflake (Westarctica) |
| Exercise MOSTLY HARMLESS |
2021 | Awarded Captain of the Order of the Dancing Dragons (Obscurium) |
2022 | Attended Microcon 2022 |
| Awarded the Order of the Orca (Westarctica) |
| Awarded the Order of the Polar Cross (Westarctica) |
| Awarded the Illustrious Order of Valor (Ruritania) |
| Awarded Diplomatic Medal (Ladonia) |
| Awarded Kolios Friendship Cross (silver variant) |
2023 | Operation Red Hope |
| Attended Microcon 2023 |
| Awarded Companion of the Noble Order of Westarctica |
| Awarded the Ruritanian Amity Award |
| Awarded the MicroCon 2023 Delegate Medal (Ladonia) |