Slabovian School Of Business Bachelor Of Calmerce
Slabovian School of Business
Department of Creative Accounting
- Fudging
- Exageration and Underestimation
- Addition vs. Creative Addition
- The Civil Service and You
- Red Tape (and other convenient standards and conventions)
- How to seduce your auditor (guest speaker: Rankin MacGillivray)
- Principles of Creative Mathematics (guest speaker: David Yarker, B.M.S.)
Department of Yep!
- The Vocabulary of Yep!
- How to say "yes" and mean "no"
- How to say "yes" and mean "yes"
- The Yes-based society
- The Yes power base
- Acting 101
Department of Magnanomics
- Googelplex (conceptual)
- Theories of Spending
- Women and Spending
- Asset Disposal
- Principles of Wide-Spread Cash-Blowing
- Plausible Over-Budgeting
- Wasteful Hiring
- Spontaneous Monetary Combustion
- Misappropriation of Funds
- Uncle Visa
- Surplus Financing vs. Debt Financing
Department of Coercive Subversion
- The Modern Calmercial Take-Over
- Overt Undermining at the Management Level
- Puppeteering 101
- Stable Instability and FigureHeads
Department of inCompetancy
- The Civil Service Model
- Bungling 101
- Principles of Chaos Theory
- Entropy in Systems
Department of Spamanomics
- Spamming 101
- Spamming 201
- Spamming 301
- Accounting: Pension Plan, Unemployment Insurance and Fringe Benifits