Slabovian Stock Exchange
SSEX Rules of Engagement
- Stocks are administered and controlled by the Bank Of Slabovia. All decisions are final.
- The Bank will post regularly (or not) an index of the value of shares.
- A share is one percent ownership in a company.
- Share values are listed as BUCs (Base Unit of Currency). An exchange rate between BUCs and the New Llama (Ł) and the Tesla (
T) will also be posted. - Company decisions to sell (or regarding company operations) must be quarate (must have a quorum). A quorum shall consist of 60% of the share ownership and a minimum of three paeple (except where the company is owned by less than three paeple).
- Only the military is missing point six.
- All transactions (sales/purchases/trades/gifts/favours) must be processed through the Bank of Slabovia. The Bank must be notified by both parties in order to complete the transaction.
Companies Trading SSEX
| STOCK NAME | TLA | OWNERSHIP | % |
| Paul Quinn International Exterminations | PQI | Patrick Feuerherm (CEO) | 100 |
| The R&R Association | R&R | Rankin MacGillivray (CEO) | 78 |
| Current Head of State | 22 | ||
| The Llama Skins Recycling Corp. | LSR | Gerald Boersma | 47 |
| The O’Donald’s Corp. (CEO) | 53 | ||
| The Llama Self-Defence Clinic | LSD | James Farrow | 27 |
| The O’Donald’s Corp (CEO) | 46 | ||
| USMC | 27 | ||
| Llama Handguns Inc. | LHI | The Llama Self-Defence Clinic (CEO) | 87 |
| George Bragg | 5 | ||
| Rankin MacGillivray | 4 | ||
| Patrick Feuerherm | 4 | ||
| Guns R Us | GRU | George Bragg (CEO) | 98 |
| USMC | 2 | ||
| The O’Donald’s Corp | ODC | C.E. O’Donald (CEO) | 27 |
| Tiny Bubbles Inc. | 10 | ||
| USMC | 21 | ||
| Stephen Clarke | 18 | ||
| Duncan Morgan | 5 | ||
| Mike Dosenbach | 10 | ||
| SNA | 1 | ||
| Rankin MacGillivray | 8 | ||
| The Force Inc. (Gun Tape Mfg) | TFI | Keith Oelrich | 87 |
| Rankin MacGillivray | 75 | ||
| Stephen Clarke | 69 | ||
| Mike Dosenbach | 42 | ||
| Dan Munn | 41 | ||
| David Yarker | 168 | ||
| Patrick Goddard | 75 | ||
| Paul Robillard | 37 | ||
| Ken Robertson (next of Ken) | 59 | ||
| George Bragg | 219 | ||
| Duncan Morgan (CEO) | 438 | ||
| Eric Jacksch | 32 | ||
| David Lavictoire | 28 | ||
| The Slabovian News Agency | SNA | Karen Michiels-Mason (CEO) | 84 |
| The R&R Association | 10 | ||
| David Yarker | 6 | ||
| Gnusweek | GNU | Karen Michiels-Mason | 49 |
| SlabEx (CEO) | 51 | ||
| The Rational Inquirer | RIQ | Penny Chamois (CEO) | 86 |
| Karen Michiels-Mason | 14 | ||
| Slabovian Express (SlabEX) | SEX | The O’Donald’s Corp | 37 |
| David Yarker (CEO) | 42 | ||
| Stephen Clarke | 15 | ||
| Mutual of Slabovia | 6 | ||
| The Lord Yarker Hotel | LYH | David Yarker | 1 |
| Cathy Yarker (CEO) | 99 | ||
| Jacksch-It Pasta | JIP | Eric Jacksch (CEO) | 94 |
| SlabEx | 6 | ||
| The Slabovian Film Agency | SFA | USMC | 35 |
| Mutual of Slabovia | 29 | ||
| Paul Robillard (CEO) | 36 | ||
| TimeMaster | TMR | Captain Pat | 18 |
| ASO’s (CEO) | 82 | ||
| Short ‘em, Burn ‘em and Snow’em | SBS | Tonia Snow (CEO) | 100 |
| Balastik Miscellaneous Inc. | BMI | Monica Ballastik (CEO) | 98 |
| USMC | 2 | ||
| Rollem, Jobfee, Moron and Feznerd | RJM | Patrick Goddard | 21 |
| Rankin MacGillivray | 18 | ||
| Woody Allen (CEO) | 61 | ||
| Mutual of Slabovia | MOS | David Lavictoire (CEO) | 23 |
| Keith Oelrich | 14 | ||
| Paul Robillard | 12 | ||
| Ken Robertson (next of Ken) | 8 | ||
| Marcus Dostie | 7 | ||
| Eric Jacksch | 4 | ||
| Bill T. Cat | 1 | ||
| The Lord Yarker Hotel | 1 | ||
| Rankin MacGillivray | 1 | ||
| Rollem, Jobfee, Moron & Feznerd | 1 | ||
| Xeromem | XER | Captain Pat (CEO) | 67 |
| Stephen Clarke | 4 | ||
| Rankin MacGillivray | 12 | ||
| Paul Robillard | 9 | ||
| Duncan Morgan | 8 | ||
| Tiny Bubbles Inc. | TBI | Marcus Dostie (CEO) | 100 |
| McNicoll and Dime Inc. | MND | Penny Chamois (CEO) | 72 |
| George Bragg | 12 | ||
| Rankin MacGillivray | 16 | ||
| United Slabovian Maroon Corps | SMC | Dan Munn (CEO) | 30 |
| George Bragg | 12 | ||
| Rankin MacGillivray | 6 | ||
| Stephen Clarke | 10 | ||
| Patrick Goddard | 1 | ||
| Mike Dosenbach | 5 | ||
| Keith Oelrich | 13 | ||
| Cathy Yarker | 14 | ||
| Mutual of Slabovia | 21 |